Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just cropdusted the office
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You are the jesus of drinking
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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