I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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