just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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