I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm at about main and main street
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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