"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
