your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
