Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
