I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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