At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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