Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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