jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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