I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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