I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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