they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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