:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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