I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
