what if I'm pregnant?
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Who wears a wallet chain?!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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