im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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