I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cat food counts as protein by the way
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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