You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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