You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Mom said you looked used
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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