ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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