I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"