I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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