dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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