So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize