i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize