girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.