nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....