Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.