Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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