So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
