How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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