i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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