Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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