Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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