i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it's like iHOP with fire
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
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I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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