She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.