ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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