Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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