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(404): View more from Georgia

Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk

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(404): Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk http://tfl.nu/cgrv

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they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school

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(304): they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school http://tfl.nu/joeo

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(858): View more from California

he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order

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(858): he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order http://tfl.nu/kgbm

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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.

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(781): she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser. http://tfl.nu/fqkl

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(716): View more from New York

Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.

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(716): Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten. http://tfl.nu/4lci

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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it

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(815): I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it http://tfl.nu/no3b

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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.

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(503): After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him. http://tfl.nu/iy8v

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(541): View more from Oregon

She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...

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(541): She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets... http://tfl.nu/jeys

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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off

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(407): Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off http://tfl.nu/jc13

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up

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(570): Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up http://tfl.nu/9j2f

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It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.

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(603): It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders. http://tfl.nu/0knl

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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.

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(724): I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout. http://tfl.nu/bypz

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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?

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(734): But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know? http://tfl.nu/qpnv

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(954): View more from Florida

Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?

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It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.

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STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn

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(954): Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich? (305): It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too. (954): STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn http://tfl.nu/d113

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(650): View more from California

I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.

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(650): I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words. http://tfl.nu/h8c9

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