This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
third nipple confirmed
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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