Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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