she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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