I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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