I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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