I want to have your abortion
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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