he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
There's even glitter on my cock...
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