omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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