Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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