he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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