Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Small penises have feelings too.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
