I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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