Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I will pee on everything he values.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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