Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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