is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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