I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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