can u get pink eye on your cock?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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