Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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