the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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